Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
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