you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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