fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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