Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
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Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
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Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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