Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
It's Friday. Sex?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
The chlamydia really affected his face.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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