He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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