i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
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Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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