So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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