from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
This is classic penis vs brain.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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