Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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