How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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