What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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