yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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