? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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