Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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