I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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