so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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