To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
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theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
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Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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