ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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