Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
