dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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