That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
