Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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