I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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