How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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