I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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