Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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