I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
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my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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