yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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