i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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