I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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