You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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