Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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