i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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