is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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