I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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