i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
