Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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