people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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