I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
