what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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