After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
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You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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