:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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