he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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