i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
