Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
i now understand why vodka
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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