I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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