He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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