Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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