"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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