Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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