Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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