One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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