ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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