Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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